GREETINGS!
Happy Friday!
Did ya know that today is Mick Jagger’s birthday?
According to Google — he turns 81 today. And he and the Rolling Stones are still touring!
Talk about a dude who just keeps moving and shaking and doing his deal!
Mick’s not thinking about the number 81!
I like his birthday number thinking style!
AND! It’s also my birthday.
I always thought it kinda cool that Mick and I share the same birthdate.
Who do you share with your birthdate?
Birthday singing will roll in via calls from my family.
As they say, “It’s a family tradition.” HA
My Grandpa and Grandma started it a very long time ago and it continues!
And believe me — we all look forward to the calls on our day and hearing the Happy Birthday songs.
Super fun Friday line up today.
BEGINNING WITH:
ZEN SARCASMS
Funny read for sure.
Not sure which one is my favorite.
Most are relatable to one degree or another!
And give me a chuckle.
FUNNY CARTOONS
These artists sure know how to make us laugh!
QUICK QUESTION
Without a doubt my favorite fair/carnival food is a corn dog on a stick!
Lots of mustard and lots of napkins. You?
RECIPE
HOME ON THE RANGE CHICKEN CHILE PHILLY
This recipe is adapted from the Range Cafe outta Albuquerque, New Mexico.
It’s stellar!
Seriously doubt you’ll find it at any of your local cafes/Mexican restaurants.
However, you can make it at home.
EVER WONDERED?
I feel like I’ve put this particular piece in Daymaker a while back.
Matters not.
Sometimes, a do-over is more fun than the first time.
This would be the do-over — more fun than the first time!
GRATEFUL
For you sliding by today and giving us a piece of your Friday on this July 26.
Sharing + caring.
ZEN SARCASMS
- The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
- It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re gonna steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that the time to do it.
- Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.
- Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.
- Never test the depth of water with both feet.
- Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
- If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
- If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
- Some days you’re the bug; some days you’re the windshield.
- Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
- The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
- A closed mouth gathers no foot.
- Duct tape is like “The Force,” it has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
- There are two theories of arguing with women. Neither one works.
- Generally speaking, you aren’t learning much when your lips are moving.
- Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
- Never miss a good chance to shut up.
~ from my wonderful collection of emails
this one from 2016
QUICK QUESTION
WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE FAIR FOOD?
HOME ON THE RANGE
CHICKEN CHILE PHILLY
~ Rolled up in a slightly skillet toasted burrito shell instead of bread. Outstanding!
HERE’S HOW WE MAKE IT
INGREDIENTS:
- 4 x 6 ounce boneless, skinless chicken breasts
- 1/4 – 1/2 cup vegetable cooking oil
- 1 yellow onion, sliced thin
- 3 medium green bell peppers, cored and sliced thin
- 1 pint button mushrooms, sliced in quarters
- 1/4 cup Cajun spice (think Ragin’Cajun Fixin’s All Purpose Cajun Seasoning – found in the spice section of most grocery markets)
- 1 cup sharp white cheddar cheese, shredded
- thinly sliced iceburg lettuce
- diced fresh tomato
- Ranch dressing
- Salt and Pepper
- 4 large flour tortillas – toasted one side at a time in a skillet – sprayed with a cooking spray (Think Pam – or spray of choice like Pam) Remove toasted tortilla shells and let rest until it’s time to roll
NOW:
- Preheat a skillet to medium high heat
- Season both sides of the chicken breasts with the Cajun spice mix
- Sear both sides in about 1/4 cup vegetable oil until both sides of the chicken are cooked throughly
- Remove cooked chicken breasts – reserve on a plate – on the counter
IN A SEPARATE SKILLET:
- Over medium-high heat – place onion slices in about 1/4 cup of the vegetable cooking oil
- Cook onions until caramelized, stirring from time to time. Not too much – gotta let them do their magic, for about 20 minutes
- Add the bell peppers and mushrooms
- Continue cooking until soft. About 10 minutes, stirring frequently
GET READY TO ASSEMBLE THE CHICKEN CHILE PHILLYS:
- Slice the cooked, seasoned chicken breasts into thin slices (think fajita thin slices)
- Add to the veggies in the skillet
- Toss with the shredded white cheddar cheese
- Divide evenly in the center of the 4 large, toasted flour burrito shells
- Place on individual plates
- Garnish with shredded iceburg, tomatoes and Ranch dressing
- Roll up burrito style
SERVE WITH (on the side) :
- Freshly chopped cilantro
- Red or Green Salsa
- Sour Cream
- Heated Refried Black Beans
TA-DAH!
~ Hippie Cowboy recipe box
EVER WONDERED?
- How sometimes a pizza can get to a house faster than an ambulance?
- Why there are handicap parking places in front of a skating rink?
- Why drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy candy and cigarettes at the front?
- Why people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet drink?
- Why banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?
- Why we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage?
- Why we buy hot dogs in packages of 10 and buns in packages of eight?
- Why there are drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering?
- Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
- Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouths closed?
- Why you don’t ever see the headline, ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?
- Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?
- Why is what doctors call what they do ‘Practice’?
- Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid made with real lemon?
- Why is the man who invests your money called a broker?
- Why is the the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
- Why there isn’t a mouse-flavored cat food?
- When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
- You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
- Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
- If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
~ another goodie from my email collection
circa 2016
Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to YOU! Happy Birthday, dear Cher-yl! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! Hope you have a wonderful day!
Especially love the Zen Sarcasms and Ever Wondered features today. Gems all.
Great recipe, great cartoons!
Weekend, here we come!
Funny Zen Sarcasms and interesting Ever Wondered! I share a Bday with Jon Bon Jovi!
Happy bday Cheryl ❤️ Lovin the cartoons
I loved Daymaker’s 21 items with questions: “You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?’and then there’s” Why do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters?
—— Now to the REAL question asked by Daymaker, “What is your favorite FAIR FOOD?”
Well of course, it’s Hot Dog on a stick. They are always cooked nice and crispy and then we dip them in mustard….mmmm good!
Order up, please!