Top of the Morning November 27

HUMOR, RECIPES, ART AND INSPIRATION

Greetings Monday and friends –

Another excellent line up today!

Beginning with:

THE KALEIDOSCOPE LIGHT
What a cool light show to have being all magic and mesmerizing in a chosen room of the house.

BOILED EGG TRICK
I sure didn’t know this one.  I’ve always done the lots of salt in the water thing.  Changing lanes now!

DISTINCTIVE U.S. ACCENTS
Love this fun piece.  Having traveled and worked all around the country – and working with people from even more parts of the country and even other countries – I do recognize and can identify many accents immediately.  Has always been intriguing to me.

25 INTERESTING FACTS
Are just that.  #2 is my favorite blow me away fact.

7 RECIPES
Are absolutely worthy of a looksy.  Creative ideas to get us out of the same-ol’-same-ol’ boring food routine.  A little time and energy is all it takes!  I’m on it.

ON THE ROAD WITH CHARLES KURALT
Is a fabulous listen/watch.  I loved watching Charles’ Sunday show.  He sure was the master at his craft.  Discovering interesting people and places we’d never have known about had he not introduced us.

Grab a cup of coffee or a spot of tea, kick back and enjoy this Kuralt .  You’ll be disappointed if you don’t.  My humble opinion.

CLEVER BUSINESS SIGNAGE
Are a gas!  High five to those who come up with brilliant one or two liners regarding their businesses.  Like a commercial jingle tune that sticks in our heads – but the signages don’t carry a tune.  Just as memorable none the less.

I can totally relate to the ending quote.  I have played the game of how much sleep will I get if I fall asleep right now?  More times than I can count.  Ha!

I hope you enjoy the collection today as much as I did finding and presenting via Daymaker on this last Monday in November.

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CLEVER + FUNNY BUSINESS SIGNAGE

  • Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:
    “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”
  • In a Podiatrist’s office:
    “Time woulds all heels.”
  • On a Septic Tank Truck:
    “Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels.”
  • On a Plumber’s Truck:
    “We repair what your husband fixed.”
  • On another Plumber’s Truck:
    “Don’t sleep with a drip.  Call your plumber.”
  • At a Tire Shop:
    “Invite us to your next blowout.”
  • At a Towing company:
    “We don’t charge an arm and a leg.  We want tows.”
  • On an Electrician’s truck:
    “Let us remove your shorts.”
  • In a Non-Smoking Area:
    “If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”
  • On a Maternity Room door:
    “Push. Push. Push.”
  • On an Optometrist’s Office:
    “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”
  • On a Taxidermist’s window:
    “We really know our stuff.”
  • On a Fence:
    “Salesmen welcome!  Dog food is expensive!”
  • At a Car Dealership:
    “The best way to get back on your feet — miss a car payment.”
  • Outside a Muffler Shop:
    “No appointment necessary.  We hear you coming.”
  • In a Veterinarian’s waiting room:
    “Be back in 5 minutes.  Sit!  Stay!
  • In a Restaurant window:
    “Don’t stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”
  • At a Propane Filling Station:
    “Thank Heaven for little grills.”

~ these funnies collected by observant friends

INSOMNIA SHARPENS YOUR MATH SKILLS BECAUSE YOU SPEND ALL NIGHT CALCULATING HOW MUCH SLEEP YOU’LL GET IF YOU FALL ASLEEP RIGHT NOW

HAVE A GREAT WEEK
CATCH YA ON WEDNESDAY
SAME TIME.  SAME PLACE.

6 replies
  1. Carol says:

    What a terrific issue! Loved the business signage – so clever! And I am so going to try the boiled egg trick! All the recipes sound yummy – which to try first! One of the soups, I think. Yum Yum Yum!

    • Cheryl Clarson says:

      Carol, I, too, absolutely love the clever signage.

      Haven’t tried the boiled egg trick yet – but, ya know, holiday season has arrived and deviled eggs are kind of a big deal. I personally, love deviled eggs. We’ll both find out how the vinegar trick works. HA

      Thank you so much for reading + adding your valuable comments.

      TERRIFIC!

  3. Marty says:

    RE: Daymaker on eggs — my mind went to my adult grandson’s comment to me that all eggs are brown until they are put in bleach and sold in stores.

    I laughed aloud on that one!

    “Where in the world did you hear that?” I asked.

    “My girlfriend said it’s true.”

    I picked up my cell phone and asked, “What chickens lay white eggs?”

    At least 6 breeds of chickens came up.

    “Ohhhh,” said my grandson. “This is embarrassing.”

    We both laughed and he learned a little about eggs today.

    • Cheryl Clarson says:

      Marty – I have one word about your share on eggs — HILARIOUS.

      Kinda makes sense if someone doesn’t know otherwise. Yeah, bleach sure does take colors outta clothes, etc … but eggs? Never considered that one. HA

      Thanks so much for reading us + sharing + great comment/story.

      FUN TIMES

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